The only way to beat terrorism is to be happy about what we have and enjoy our lives despite the constant threat of randomly being blown apart limb from limb by Mr. Bat-Shit insane Mohammed.So, good people of the west, we have an obligation to those who have perished in the chaotic rapid fire of Islamic extremism to smile, hug our kids, eat some Big Macs together and enjoy a cosy evening of Prision Break. When our sons casually ask for their 30 gig ipods, we should smile and provide, because you know the terrorists wouldn't. Terrorists beat their sons within an inch of their lives for looking at them funny.
It's not a good idea to ask who these terrorists are. The government is doing that for you, so you are at minimal risk for limb losery. We all take measures to help the government against our enemies everyday with little to no risk to ourselves or our families. CCTV was an ingenious invention that has made back its worth 100 times over with no drawbacks. There have even been some unintended upsides: catching bank robbers, clearing those suspicious Muslims that live next door and peeking at Jenny's thong when she bends over to pick up her groceries. All in all, it's been quite enjoyable.
I really feel no need to disagree with my fellow westerner, that's the terrorists' job. Our world and way of life is the greatest, and the terrorists hate that. I simply have to keep on living it up, and they will eventually self destruct in their own evilness and hatred. I don't know why those protesting young people have to keep on giving them power, but I don't roll like that.

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